May192013
confessionsofanerd: teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious ^ sounds like a plan I want Morgan Freeman to dress up like five singing lady muses when he narrates my life. He’s god so he can dress up like five different people at once. 

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan

I want Morgan Freeman to dress up like five singing lady muses when he narrates my life. He’s god so he can dress up like five different people at once. 

(via sammuraichan)
8PM

I want to start a group that’s part feminist and part MRA that funds male domestic abuse shelters and all the girls go down to the town hall one day to fill out draft card like the men have to. 

Is it equality yet?

MRA feminist equality sexism 

8PM

jaclcfrost:

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spike and dimitri are twins

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and i don’t know who they’re related to

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neither do we

go on

(via sammuraichan)

8PM

carstairsangel:

  • When not all the books in the series are the same height.
  • When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
  • When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
  • When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
  • Basically just books.
  • God damn them.

(via fuckyeahauthordog)

8PM

i-w4lk-al0ne:

oh my god THAT DUCK LOOKS SO HAPPY OMFG

So this girl was kind of just like “I want a duck” and two hours later she got one? That’s pretty awesome. 

(Source: common0courtesy)
7PM

sarah531:

Doctor Who characters as associated with the twelve common character archetypes, discovered via this post

Great for writers and people who love Doctor Who! 

(via therainingkiwi)
7PM

thecakebar:

Chocolate Cake Mix Dessert Waffles

I am disappointed in myself for not thinking of this first. 

(via ginaxx)
2PM

privileged-heartbreak:

simply—black-and-white:

unholy-princess:

inhale-the-paranoia:

s-erendipitymoss:

chrisbrownthatbitch:

true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

idec if my mom ever finds my blog. i must reblog this and never be ashamed. 

this. is. so. hot. my. god.

Oh.

hey guise
you know what would be hotter
that can being his actually penis and just not a can

i will never not reblog this omg

(Source: G-UYS, via and-we-shall-write)
May172013

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I almost have 500 followers?

8PM

rabioheab:

in the 3rd grade i started a rumour that there was dementors in the school and only i could see them and this girl said one of them attacked her while she was in the bathroom and the entire school was in hysterics and it went on for months 

I think that’s how the Salem Witch Trials started

(via vampiretuesday)

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